Lemo the Catfish

Me , Darling Sheer and FooThai a.k.a Tiger went to yum cha at the nearby mamak stall as usual .
We chatted many stuffs .. And gosh .. Sheer told me that she once accidentally watched a very very stupid cartoon . Ok .. let's start the story ..

Once upon a time , there's a siamese cat call .. ermm .. I'll just name it Lego . Lego went for a walk after it had it's meal . Lego love to hang around at the lake , so playful yet stupid Lego jumping here and there and accidentally fell into the lake .. Lego thought he is dying ..

BUT

Suddenly , while he's drowning ... Lego saw a fish .. A pretty and very orangie fish call Nemo .

Stupid Lego : Wooo .. nice orange u have .. I loOooovee orange ..
Slutty Nemo : Hey ...... kitty ..... Lurv ur fur .... wanna come ma house and hav a drink .. huh ?
Stupid Lego : Y not ?

So Lego followed Nemo to her house .. Nemo offered Lego Lamborghini . So they drink , and they drunk ...
and .. later on ... u guys know la !!

Next morning .....

Lego wanted to go back where he belongs .. THE LAND ... but selfish Nemo wouldn't let him go ..

Stupid Lego : Sorry babe , we're not meant to be together ...
Slutty Nemo : But .. but ... NOOOOOooooo ..... u can't just leave me lik this ... I gave u ma everything last night ..
Stupid Lego : Ermmm ... tapi .. kau yang rela ...
Slutty Nemo : I don't care !!! u must be responsible !!!!!
Stupid Lego : Ermm ... Ermmm ... responsible of wat ?
Slutty Nemo : Ermm .. ehhh ... hmmm ... I'm pregnant !!! * which is not *
Stupid Lego : So fast meh .....
Slutty Nemo : Yea .. fishes get pregnant pretty fast ...
Stupid Lego : Ok then , i'll stay ... but u need to buy more oxygen tank ya !!

So Lego and Nemo live happily ever after then .. They had a child too .. call Lemo the Catfish ..

This story is about how catfish come to this world ...

CAT + FISH = CATFISH .... URGhhhhh

WAT A RIDICULOUS STORY ..



THE END